This lady

did this today:

And she made me laugh hysterically.
Because I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER, seen that done before!
I mean… it is like she was eating an apple or something!!!

Tonight I come to the blog in pain.
PAIN, people. PAIN!!!

Yeah. I got that stupid nerve block done this last Tuesday and ever since the pain has been worsening with EACH.Passing.Day.
I cannot begin to express how sad and frustrated I am.
I WANT these nerve blocks to work. I want the pain to go away.
I just don’t think that this is too much to ask.
I do not want to live with RSD. I just don’t. And you know what? I just can’t. I’ve got kids and a husband that need me. And this RSD thing just doesn’t bode well with having a family that needs me and my services.
GAH! I just want to scream!!! And then I would like to just sit and cry my eyes out.
Oh, wait. I’ve already done all that.

My next nerve block is the day after Christmas. And at this point I don’t even want it.
Because it is starting to look like the nerve blocks aren’t going to work. So why get that whole nightmare of a procedure done when it isn’t going to work in the end?
You know…. I really thought my luck was changing. I really thought that this whole thing would work. I love being wrong. It just feels so darn great.

~commence with the crying~

December. I cannot BELIEVE that it is freaking DECEMBER…
Probably because I lost about four months of my life to a foot injury…. but that is neither here nor there. (Whatever that means.)
Anyway. It is rainy, cold, and the season of “I need to do…” is upon us. (read: me)

I’ve got a lot to do and about two weeks to do it.
Man. I am so glad that I work well under pressure.
What? What was that I heard?
Did I hear a request for a copy of my to-do list?
Well. Far beit for me to disappoint my fans. (I don’t really know what “far beit” means. Do you?)

Kelly Needs To:
1. Get holiday picture cards printed out.
2. Get holiday picture cards sent out.
(Which means ADDRESSING them. Which is a pain in the ass.)
3. Finish Christmas shopping. ($, anyone?)
4. Get my freaking house decorated. (Just so I can UN-decorate it. Which sucks.)
5. Make holiday goodies to give to all of Simon’s people. (don’t ask.)
6. Get a bunch of pictures printed. (Um. About 6 or 7 months worth.)
7. Clean out my inboxes so that I can change email addresses. (What a pain.)

Oh. And tomorrow I get my second sympathetic nerve block done.
Here’s to NOT dying!!!