Boys Are Gross
Having kids is…
Well. It’s….
Huh. I am at a loss for words.
Imagine that.
Here. I’ll just tell you the story.
I was sitting on the phone talking to one of my favorite friends.
I was actually telling her my Tilex and Bleach story.
Simon walks up to where I’m sitting and he is right in the middle of a stupendous nose-pick.
While I talk away, I actively try to get him to stop the pick. It was grossing me out big time.
When I realized he thought that this was a fun new game to play with Mommy, I decided to quit.
After all… I was right in the middle of calling myself a dumb-ass! (Because of the Tilex and Bleach incident, of course.)
Before I knew it Simon drew out a really fat booger.
You want to know what he did with it?
He stuck it in.my.pocket.
Well duh! THAT is the perfect spot for it!
~gag~ ~gag~ ~double gag~
I bet you thought I was going to tell you he ate it.
I wish.
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Wow – that is gross. Not as gross as if he ate it, but still gross. Just try not to think about it while you’re wasing those pants…
Yucky, yucky, yucky! I’m with you. Boys are icky! Fun, but icky.
Um…ew. I actually thought you were gonna say he tried to feed it to you. LOL
Boys! LOL
That is gross but as thaey get older it gets worse.
Oh, GROSS! I’m with Denise–I figured you weren’t going to say he ate it, since that’s the expected result, but I wondered if he would try to feed it to you or smear it on you. Just think…someday you’ll laugh about this. You can even tell his future spouse.
Gross AND creative. Gotta love that combo.
Just don’t use tilex and bleach to get it out of your pocket. Regular laundry soap should do the trick.
At least he put it in your pocket instead of just wiping it off on the leg of your jeans. There have been times that my kids have actually used my shirt as a hanky, while I was wearing it.
I agree. Boys ARE gross. And I am surrounded by them. At least Simon hasn’t taken a dump in your backyard yet.
Well I am guessing he could have done so many other things with it! Your pocket and his eating it are just two things!!
thats horrid.
I was eating porridge when I read this. Not a good combo!
LOL!!!
Boys are disgusting creatures and it doesn’t get better – take it from me!
LBC
Ha! I actually covered my eyes trying not to read when he did with it. Too late. Then I had to laugh because well, I covered my eyes.
EWWWWWW!!! I would have grossed out too. Snot is just one of those things that grosses me out more than just about anything. And of course, my luck being as it is I ended up with a 5-yr-old that cannot keep his finger out of his nose. Ugh!
I used to get so pissed when Ajers would pick and pick and then eat it. Then I realized that it was a good thing he was eating them because if he didn’t eat them, they’d be stuck all over my walls and in the carpet!
my 20 month old neice discovered she can sit at the table with a finger up her nose and still eat and mommy will laugh while telling her to stop. It’s gross but her finger is so little it’s just funny. Especially during a Jewish Holiday. Fun.
my friends son blew a snot gun the other day. I had never heard of that term but the booger was huge and completely grossed me out. I would rather clean up poop all day long than deal with other people’s boogers. my boogers I can stomach barely but others? ick!
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